Nicole Richie and Joel Madden annoy me. She, with her anorexia and the unwillingness to avoid wearing a bikini. He, with his stupid tattoos, and stupid Karate Kid crane kick bullshit. His "music" sucks, and she, well, has never done anything worthwhile in her life. She can't even manage to get that stupid bikini top to completely cover her non-existent breasts.
The fact that these two wastes of oxygen might one day accidentally procreate make me physically sick. Seriously, if I actually think about them, I feel like throwing up. But I guess Nicole Richie would know a thing or two about that.
They're dumb, useless, and I don't like them.
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And more pictures after the jump. Puke.
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