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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive | |
| Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial | |
| Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic | |
| Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
Stop Taking Pictures of Natalie Portman – Part 2
People don't listen to me. I told those damn paparazzi to stop taking pictures of Natalie Portman, but they still did it anyway. Next time, if you don't listen to me, I'm going to break your kneecaps. So don't do it again. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.