Egotastic
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Look out, Halle Berry! – TMZ |
 Madonna gets pissed at M.I.A. – Huffington Post | |
| Khloe Kardashian leggy day in NYC. – Gossip Center | |
| Vanessa Hudgens is sexy in black. – Celebuzz | |
| Can't get enough Lana Del Rey. – Idolator | |
| Hot chicks working the pole. – The Chive |
Natalie Portman is Cute, but Unhappy
Aww... Why is Natalie Portman looking so blue. Maybe she's jealous of Jessica Simpson's big breasts, but that's really the face of someone who's just seen something awful. I bet she just saw those new pictures of Britney Spears' pussy. Yeah, that's probably it. That'll put a frown on anyone's face.
Look on the bright side, Natalie, even when you're sad, you're still the most beautiful girl in the world. And frankly, I think Jessica Simpson's breasts would just look really weird on you.
Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin