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Mischa Barton’s Boyfriend is Poor
It's a good thing Mischa Barton is financially independent, because her boyfriend, Cisco Adler, isn't going to be picking up the cheque any time soon. According to The New York Daily News, Adler's band, Whitestarr, have only sold 812 copies of their album "Luv Machine" since releasing it May 16. Ouch!
Even I've sold more records than that. Actually I haven't, but that's because I haven't put out an album. Seriously, though, 812 copies is crap. Don't record sales numbers like that get you disqualified from dating hot actresses like Mischa Barton? I mean, the whole point is to date successful musicians, isn't it? There's nothing sexy about a greasy, ugly, poor musician. Of course, a greasy, ugly, poor musician who has access to all of Daddy's money, still holds a little allure.
More Mischa Barton pictures after the jump.