Mischa Barton Sells Shoes With Her Breasts

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Mischa Barton is you ubiquitous celebrity spokesperson. She'll endorse just about anything. From cosmetics, to clothing, I don't think she really cares what she's hocking. Among her many endorsement deals is Keds shoes, who seem to feel that Mischa needs to do more than just appear in magazine and television ads to properly promote their products. I can just imagine that marketing meeting...

Marketing guy #1

Hey, lets hold some kind of Hollywood party, kind of like a premiere. We'll have a red carpet and everything. And the company name will be plastered everywhere.

Marketing guy #2

Yeah! Then Mischa can come out and hold up the shoes, and all the paparazzi will take tons of pictures.

Marketing guy #1

Awesome! You know what would be really great? We should have Mischa in a really sexy dress, holding the shoes up next to her breasts. That way, people will be forced to look at the shoes.

Marketing guy #2

You, my friend, are a genius. An evil genius.

More pictures of Mischa Barton and her marketing breasts after the jump.