With Miley Cyrus music sales dropping faster than politicians' pants at a whorehouse, pundits have declared that Miley Cyrus just got too racy and sexy for her young Disney audience. Well, first, let me say, duh! Miley Cyrus is a hot little (almost legal) pop star rump shaker of the first order, precocious in her boob and cooch flashing skills. Let's also consider the fact that Miley Cyrus can't sing for shizz. Her voice is something akin to the breathless chirps of a half road-killed squirrel. It's a vocal abomination. Yet, no denying she is a sexy-bomb savant. Case in point, clips from Miley's Rock in Rio concert in Madrid, one of the first stops on a tour that led people to point and say, "Oh, my god! Is that Hannah Montana's vagina?"
(Viewer warning: this video contains clips of Miley Cyrus emitting sounds from her mouth. Consider yourself forewarned.)
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Miley Cyrus Rock In Rio Redux: Too Sexy or Just Too Bad? (VIDEO)
With Miley Cyrus music sales dropping faster than politicians' pants at a whorehouse, pundits have declared that Miley Cyrus just got too racy and sexy for her young Disney audience. Well, first, let me say, duh! Miley Cyrus is a hot little (almost legal) pop star rump shaker of the first order, precocious in her boob and cooch flashing skills. Let's also consider the fact that Miley Cyrus can't sing for shizz. Her voice is something akin to the breathless chirps of a half road-killed squirrel. It's a vocal abomination. Yet, no denying she is a sexy-bomb savant. Case in point, clips from Miley's Rock in Rio concert in Madrid, one of the first stops on a tour that led people to point and say, "Oh, my god! Is that Hannah Montana's vagina?"
(Viewer warning: this video contains clips of Miley Cyrus emitting sounds from her mouth. Consider yourself forewarned.)