Michelle Rodriguez: “Jail is Cool”

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So just when you thought that Michelle Rodriguez couldn't get any scarier (and I know that's what you were thinking), it seems that, in fact, she can. We all know Michelle is "hard," as they say on the streets, but she is so tough, that she wasn't even scared by her recent jail term. According to Contact Music, she even thought jail was "cool."

"It was so cool. I love people, and it was a primal crew. The only thing that keeps them going is fighting for salt and making dice out of soap.

"It was an amazing experience. I wouldn't take it back for anything.

"I have a really good belief in destiny. It's, like, if I'm gonna be killed in there, I'm gonna be killed in there. But people were cool.

"I represent the people, you know what I mean? If somebody picks on me, they'll get what's coming. I didn't have to handle myself is what I'm saying. I had love in there. People got where I'm coming from."

Wow. This girl scares the crap out of me. I'm sure she also spent some of her time in jail making a blade out of her toothbrush. The reason she didn't get hassled in jail is not because she's a celebrity (albeit a minor one). No, the other inmates left her alone because they knew they'd end up in the infirmary if they didn't.