Michelle Rodriguez

Cannes Winds Up In A Giant Hottie Party Featuring Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, and Bar Refaeli

November 1, 2011 @ 8:30 am

It's been a long, hotness week at Cannes. Next year, I swear, I'm going in person, even if I have to sleep on the public beach again.  Sexy actress rubbing elbows and bare backs with ridiculously hot models and a bunch of rich dudes with yachts and dark tans. It's all there. And the big windup came last night at the amfAR Gala where the best of the hottest came together in a giant flaming visual orgy of decked-out sextastic that included Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, Bar Refaeli, Doutzen Kroes, Elisabetta Canalis, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, Mischa Barton, and Mila Jovovich.  Oh, yeah, Courtney Love was also there falling out of her top, so we thought that at least made her worth a couple ogles or two. Can you imagine how badly your neck would hurt after hanging out at a hottie hullabaloo like this? Enjoy.

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Michelle Rodriguez Plumber Butts the Depths of Our Lust

November 1, 2011 @ 8:30 am

If you ever need a hot movie chick to hoist a gun in a tight white tank top, Michelle Rodriguez seems like a very sure bet. She's always looking tough-hot and bad-ass and, well, it kind of makes me steamy in a Latina with big cannons kind of way. Except, today, it's a whole new side of Michelle Rodriguez, literally, her backside buttside junkside cushion, nearly fully exposed to the waters off of Cannes as the brunette hottie just about lost her bathing suit bottoms and flashed some deep crackitutde. Es muy bueno, this asstastic, no? Okay, we threw in some delightful bikini top fronts too, just because, well, because we love every inch of the sexy celebrity body, especially when we get to see it without much clothing on. Enjoy.

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Battle: Los Angeles Premiere Features The Hotness of Michelle Rodriguez, Charlotte Ross, and Bridget Moynahan

November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

Nerd code dictates that I must attend a screening of Battle: Los Angeles this weekend, even though my Spidey-senses tell me I may just be in for a tanker-boat sized load of number two. However, the premiere last night was chock full of anything but poopola, featuring the likes of Michelle Rodriguez (who you will soon come to know as Tila Tequila's 'ride or die' bitch), Bridget Moynahan, who we just don't see nearly enough of, and Charlotte Ross, who seems to attend every premiere event in Hollywood these days, and I am absolutely in favor of this policy. Join me this weekend at Battle: Los Angeles, if you dare, or, just have a fond ogle at this sextastic trio. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba (Almost) Nude and Lindsay Lohan (Almost) Topless in Our Sexy Machete Revist (VIDEOS)

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:26 am

Since our original 'first-look post' of the sexy ladies of Machete, we've been able to upgrade the video quality of the selects, and given that we're talking the hottie collection of Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Mayra Leal, and Michelle Rodriguez, well, definitely worth a revisit. The reaction on the film has been mixed, critically speaking, and, in a way, Egotasitcally speaking. Was the sexy celebrity nudity in the film a bit of an under-deliver? Perhaps, but let us now deliver on the best of the best from that film, which, any way you look at it, we'd not have if Machete was never made. So, two big boobs up from us on this movie review. Enjoy.

First, the ever-amazing Jessica Alba sideboobs and butt in the shower:

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Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Butterface

November 1, 2011 @ 8:18 am

I'm a little conflicted about posting these Michelle Rodriguez bikini pictures. From the neck down, she looks great (although maybe a bit big in the arms). But from the neck up, well, lets just say I'm not looking at anything above her face.

You see, Michelle Rodriguez is a butterface. If you're a little confused, let me explain. I like everything about her, but her face. If you ask me, it looks like Michelle got into one too many street brawls. But you didn't hear that from me, because I'm sure she'd kick my ass at the drop of a hat. Calling her a butterface probably isn't helping my case either.

More Michelle Rodriguez bikini pictures after the jump.

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Michelle Rodriguez’s Bikini Line Needs a Wax

November 1, 2011 @ 8:18 am

So, I know that some women don't go for the whole "Brazilian" thing, and prefer the natural look, but Michelle Rodriguez has taken it to a whole new level. We've seen Michelle Rodriguez bikini pictures before, but never before have we seen so much emerging from her bikini bottoms. To say she's got weeds down there is a bit of an understatement.

Actually, it's a very accurate statement, since sea weed is exactly what Michelle Rodriguez has coming out of her bikini bottoms. I'm not sure what exactly is going on here, but I really hope that condition is curable. No wonder she's wearing that sarong, though. I mean, would you want the whole world to see your "lady garden"? And what a garden it is.

Michelle, I know you like the whole "tough girl" image, and maybe now that you're out of the closet, you feel like you can be your true self, but remember, hygiene is important too.

More Michelle Rodriguez bikini pics after the jump.

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Michelle Rodriguez Is Out of Jail… Again

November 1, 2011 @ 8:16 am

Okay, if you're ever planning on breaking the law, and you think you might end up doing jail time, here's a tip for you: become a celebrity. We already know celebs get ton of free crap, even though they can afford pretty much anything, but now, they're getting what amounts to real life get-out-of-jail-free cards. Well, at Michelle Rodriguez is. Yup, according to People magazine, Michelle's latest 60-day jail sentence was over and done with in a little over four hours.

Call it a lucky break for Michelle Rodriguez: The former Lost actress was released from Los Angeles County Jail on Thursday after serving a mere four hours and 20 minutes of her two-month jail sentence.

"Needless to say, our prosecutors are not happy about this," says a spokesperson for the L.A. City Attorney's office. "But the sheriffs have a policy to let some nonviolent offenders go early, in part due to jail overcrowding."

Rodriguez, 27, must perform 30 days of community service and is on two years probation.

The night of her release, the actress was spotted at the Tropicana Bar at the Roosevelt Hotel, and on Monday night at the Hollywood club Shag.

"Michelle's happy with the way things turned out," her friend, designer Anand Jon, tells PEOPLE. "She knows this wasn't a literal get-out-of-jail-free card. Michelle's taken responsibility for the past and now she's ready to focus on her career."

Actually, it was a literal get-out-of-jail-free card. That's what it's called when you get out of jail, for free. But you know what the real kicker is? These pictures of Michelle Rodriguez were taken at the Ultimate Fighting Championship. I guess if you can't get that up-close-and-personal prison violence, a no-holds-barred ring match is the next best thing.

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