Melanie Brown will always be Scary Spice to me. Why? Because she's scary. Duh. You might expect these Melanie Brown bikini pictures to at least be a little hot, but they're not. I'm not sure what it is exactly. Maybe it's that without makeup, and with that cigarette hanging out of her mouth, she just looks really creepy. Or maybe it's that picture where it looks like her boyfriend is going down on her. He should be careful down there. He could get swallowed whole.
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