Melanie Brown

These Melanie Brown Bikini Pictures are Fucking Scary

November 1, 2011 @ 8:23 am

We try to keep things sexy here on Egotastic!, but sometimes you have to point out what's not sexy for comparison's sake. Not sexy: These Melanie Brown bikini pictures. In fact, I think they are the definition of scary, and Scary Spice is definitely living up to her name. I think there's a moment at which you can be a little too "in shape", because aside from those bolt-on boobs, Mel B has the shape of a man.

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Mel B Bikini Pictures are Still Scary

November 1, 2011 @ 8:23 am

Here's Melanie Brown, aka Mel B, aka Scary Spice, showing off her ridiculously toned bikini body, and if you find these images really scary, you're not alone. Of course, by all conventionaly wisdom, Mel B is probably really hot, but I just can't shake the feeling that she's one bad mood away from Hulking out, and crushing everything in her path. Also, those heels don't go with those abs.

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Melanie Brown’s Bikini Walks Like an Egyptian

November 1, 2011 @ 8:22 am

Melanie Brown was in Egypt over the weekend to renew her wedding vows, but we don't care about that at all. No, all we care about is the fact that she took some time out to get her bikini on, and show off her Spice Shakers. Witty, no? Anyway, you know the drill, click on the small picture for the bigger Melanie Brown bikini pictures.

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Melanie Brown’s Cleavage is a Wonder of Science

November 1, 2011 @ 8:22 am

Melanie Brown's cleavage continues to amaze. It's through sheer engineering ingenuity that her breasts stay so high, yet don't pop out of her dress (as much as we would want them to). I mean, that is the future at work right there, and proof that there are no limits to what you can achieve through the rigorous application of science. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some rigorous applications of my own to carry out.

Lots more of Melanie Brown and her ridiculous cleavage after the jump.

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Melanie Brown is Back in Her Lingerie

November 1, 2011 @ 8:21 am

The Spice Girl known as Scary, Melanie Brown, is back in her lingerie for another Ultimo ad campaign. And, yeah, she looks pretty good, but she's definitely still scary. I don't know what it is exactly, but I do get freaked out a bit every time I look at her. Still, these Melanie Brown lingerie photos are pretty good for such a slow news day.

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Melanie Brown is the New Face Boobs of Ultimo

November 1, 2011 @ 8:20 am

Melanie Brown, aka Mel B, aka Scary Spice, has been named as the new face of Ultimo lingerie, but I think it would me more accurate to say she's the new boobs of Ultimo. You've got to admit, though, that is some "ultimate" cleavage. See what I did there? Anyway, for once I don't feel as dirty as I normally do after completely objectifying a woman's breasts. After all, Mel B is the one putting her breasts front and center, and getting every penny she can for it.

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Melanie Brown Bikini Pictures. Now with More Ass

November 1, 2011 @ 8:20 am

Melanie Brown is back in her bikini, and giving us a shot of her ass that I really wish she wouldn't. Showing off just about as much muscle as you can cram into a bikini without standing on a stage, and flexing like a mad woman, Melanie Brown is pushing the limits of feminine. I guess I should be thankful these Aren't Victoria Beckham bikini pictures, but why couldn't we get more Geri Halliwell bikini pictures. Now she's hot.

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