No Megan Fox Sex Tape or Nude Scenes Anytime Soon

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In case you were hoping to see Megan Fox nude, or a Megan Fox sex tape anytime soon, you might not want to hold your breath. She told Us magazine that she's basically way too vain to ever go naked on film, because she doesn't want to look like a "hippo having sex."

"Ugh, never!" the Jennifer's Body star, 23, tells MTV News. "That's the last thing I want to see -- what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film," she says. "It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can't. I just can't."

She says she's still miffed after 2008 photos that surfaced of her wearing flesh-colored underwear on the Jennifer's Body set.

"People take everything from you when you're in this business. Your anonymity is stripped from you," she says. "They invade every part of your personal life, your relationships. Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!"

Right. We'll see how much her tone changes when no one gives a crap about her in a few years. Then we'll see just how "private" she wants to be. Oh, and those pictures of Megan Fox in flesh-coloured underwear? Yeah, that was me!

Here are some extra large shots of Megan rolling around in various states of undress, being all private, from her Esquire shoot from earlier this year.