You know, I'm kinda happy to be writing that even after the massive marketing push behind Megan Fox's new movie, Jennifer's Body, including a look at Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried's lesbian kiss, the movie opened in 5th place with a really, really, really shitty $6.8 Million. It got beaten, hard, by a movie about computer generated hamburgers falling from the sky. It even got beaten by a Tyler Perry movie that's already been out 2 weeks. So why am I happy that Megan Fox's movie was a complete and utter bomb? Because I kinda hate Megan Fox. Sure, she's fuckin' hot, as evidenced by these Megan Fox cheerleader pictures, but she's also an idiot and a total bitch. Oh, and she can't act. And now it seems everybody knows it.
Megan Fox Sucks. Hard.
You know, I'm kinda happy to be writing that even after the massive marketing push behind Megan Fox's new movie, Jennifer's Body, including a look at Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried's lesbian kiss, the movie opened in 5th place with a really, really, really shitty $6.8 Million. It got beaten, hard, by a movie about computer generated hamburgers falling from the sky. It even got beaten by a Tyler Perry movie that's already been out 2 weeks. So why am I happy that Megan Fox's movie was a complete and utter bomb? Because I kinda hate Megan Fox. Sure, she's fuckin' hot, as evidenced by these Megan Fox cheerleader pictures, but she's also an idiot and a total bitch. Oh, and she can't act. And now it seems everybody knows it.