11:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

Noticing a trend? Yeah, well, I'm sure as hell not going to write about Britney Spears's new tour, so if that's what you're looking for, you can fuck right off. On the other hand, if you want to see hotties like Marisa Miller in bikinis, then you've come to the right place. And, frankly, if given the choice between Marisa Miller and Britney Spears, that's an easy choice every time. Shit, if given the choice between a slow painful, hot pokers in my eyes, electrodes on my testicles, death, that's an easy choice too.




























