I'd Like to Be Backstage with Marisa Miller

11:31 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

Oh to be a fly on the wall in Marisa Miller's dressing room. Oh to be a diamond on the bra on Marisa Miller's boobs. Basically, what I'm saying is that I wouldn't mind being a small spec of a thing, as long as I got an unobscured view of Marisa Miller naked, or close to it. Luckily, we've got some pervy photographer sneaking shots of Marisa Miller backstage at the Victoria's Secret runway show. Well done sir. Well done.

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Victoria's Secret Runway Show Mega Post

03:14 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

It's been a while since we've done a "mega post" but there's no better occassion than the Victoria's Secret Runway Show, which will air in December. Sadly, there's no Adriana Lima hotness, since she just gave birth, but all our other favourite hotties were there. Including Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrossio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum (a little past her prime), and my new crush, Maryna Linchuk.

Oh, and while Miranda Kerr looks awesomely chesty, that really is a testament to the power of the Victoria's Secret bra, because as you can see in the Miranda Kerr topless picture from the Pirelli 2010 calendar, she really doesn't have that much going on. She does have one hell of an ass, though.

Miranda Kerr

Marisa Miller

Doutzen Kroes

Candice Swanepoel

Maryna Linchuk

Alessandra Ambrosio

Ana Beatriz Barros

Selita Ebanks

Heidi Klum

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Marisa Miller: Bikini Instructor

11:54 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

It's kind of strange to think that you have to teach girls how to stand there and look hot in a bikini, but that's just what happened on America's Next Top Model last week when Supermodel Marisa Miller was brought on to teach the short girls how to pose in a bikini. Because it is rocket science, after all. Not that I'm complaining. It's just that sometimes people in the fashion industry, and especially Tyra, take themselves way too fucking seriously. That being said, Marisa Miller in a bikini should always be taken seriously.

Watch the Video:

Marisa Miller Bikini Video from America's Next Top Model

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Marisa Miller Blogs, Does America's Next Top Model

11:19 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

Oh Marisa Miller, why must you be so sexy? And why must you tease me so with these pictures from your blog? And why must you taunt me into watching the awfulness that is America's Next Top Model with a guest appearance? And why can't you just lock Tyra Banks in her dressing room, and just take over the show, and make it watchable again? And why am I writing as though you will ever be reading this?

Here are the Marisa Miller bikini pictures from her blog:

Marisa Miller bikini pictures from America's Next Top Model:

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Marisa Miller Salutes the Troops with her Amazing Ass

11:46 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

I'm more of a pacifist, but if takes a war to get Marisa Miller into a sexy 1940s style pin-up outfit to help support the military, then, baby, let's drop some bombs! But, seriously, whichever way you feel about war, it's important to remember that there are people making sacrifices. That being said, I think it would be a lot more effective if Marisa Miller supported the troops naked.

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Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures Should Get the Nobel Prize for Hotness

12:24 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

These Marisa Miller bikini pictures are from the new Victoria's Secret swimwear catalogue, so this post is a little bit like cheating, but you can't argue with results. I think Victoria's Secret should get the Nobel Peace prize for putting women like Marisa Miller in bikinis, and then photographing them. And I think the guy who invented the bikini should get every Nobel Prize ever.

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More Marisa Miller Naked in the Bath

12:54 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

I don't know how you like to take a bath, but apparently, Marisa Miller likes to sit on top of the bath tub. But that's cool with me, because now we can see more of Marisa Miller naked in the bath (or on it - whatever). If these pictures look familiar, that's because they're from the book "Room 23" which we got a preview of in the August issue of GQ which we posted back in July, but there was only one picture of Marisa Miller naked in the bath at the time. Now we have four. Four is more than one. More is better.

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Marisa Miller in Lingerie Because Why Not?

11:12 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

Here's Marisa Miller doing Victoria's Secret, or some other lingerie pictures. Honestly, I couldn't give a crap what brand of underwear she's wearing, just that she's wearing it, and nothing else.

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Marisa Miller Naked in the Bath

12:44 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

Here's a pictures of Marisa Miller naked in the bath from the August issue of GQ Magazine. Personally, I think naked suits Marisa Miller. It's not a look that everyone can pull off, but Marisa does it quite well. The added touch of being wet and soapy also works. She should really try wearing that look out on the town sometime.

Also pictured in the magazine is Canadian (!) Supermodel Jessica Stam naked, and I just thought it would be rude to leave her out.

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Marisa Miller and her Supermodel Friends Are Also Sexy

07:40 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

Yesterday, we brought you the pairing of Bar Refaeli and Aerosmith. Ostensibly, beauty and the beasts. Today we've got Marisa Miller and her Victoria's Secret Supermodel friends further proving that any douchebag can snag a Supermodel, so long as he is a douchebag with marginal musical talent (I'm looking at you Kanye West!), or a team of stylists to make it seem like he's got marginal musical talent (I'm looking at you Panic at the Disco!). Hell, I doubt having any musical talent matters, as long as you can act the part. Supermodels are pretty easy to fool, after all.

Check out more pictures of Marisa Miller's hot friends after the jump.

Note: Kanye West is musically talented (except for his last album), but his overwhelming douchebaggery completely negates any such talent, rendering him a massive, annoying, tool.

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