81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

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So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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66th Annual Golden Globes Mega Picture Post

01:22 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marisa Tomei

So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that's only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn't the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke's grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.

Of course, you don't care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You'll find over 200 pictures after the jump.

Photo credit: Getty Images

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Marisa Tomei Topless in The Wrestler

02:17 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marisa Tomei

You know, I really can't think of a better way to start the week than with some Marisa Tomei topless pictures from her new movie, The Wrestler. Sure, we saw Marisa Tomei nude in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, but who doesn't want to see her naked again? And this time she's sporting fake nipple rings. I guess they're clip-ons. Ouch! And get this: Marisa Tomei is 44 years old. I know! These caps are a little small, but hopefully we'll have bigger pics, and video for you soon. Enjoy.

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Marisa Tomei Nude Videos from Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

04:42 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marisa Tomei

Um, wow! I've always thought that Marisa Tomei was pretty hot, but I wasn't ever really that crazy about her. Not like George Costanza, anyway. And then I saw these Marisa Tomei nude videos from her new movie, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. And let me just tell you... Wow!

But wait, there's more! Not only is Marisa Tomei nude in these scenes, but she's naked for a considerable amount of time. Enough for four videos. And even better, in the first video contains some rather graphic doggy-style sex.

But be warned. There is always a price when it comes to such extreme beauty as that of Marisa Tomei. In this case, you'll also have to deal with a naked Philip Seymour Hoffman. Sorry.

Watch the Videos:

Marisa Tomei Nude Video - Part 1

Marisa Tomei Nude Video - Part 2

Marisa Tomei Nude Video - Part 3

Marisa Tomei Nude Video - Part 4

And if four videos isn't enough for you, here's a bunch of screen caps, with many more after the jump.

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