Egotastic
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Look out, Halle Berry! – TMZ |
 Madonna gets pissed at M.I.A. – Huffington Post | |
| Khloe Kardashian leggy day in NYC. – Gossip Center | |
| Vanessa Hudgens is sexy in black. – Celebuzz | |
| Can't get enough Lana Del Rey. – Idolator | |
| Hot chicks working the pole. – The Chive |
Mariah Carey Bikini Pictures and Drunk Jet-Skiing
Well, the theme of July is obvious, and there's no point in fighting it. To that end, here are some Mariah Carey bikini pictures. Now, while most of you are probably just staring at her body, which actually looks pretty good (though I'm positive those boobs are fake), I'm looking at something else entirely.
I'm looking at the fact that in some pictures, Mariah has a ginormous glass of wine in her hand, and in other pictures, she's on a jet-ski, sans life jacket. Now, I'm pretty sure it's just as bad an idea to drink and jet-ski, as it is to drink and drive. Especially when you've left your flotation device on the boat.
Oh, wait! I totally forgot. Mariah's got two flotation devices right there on her chest.