Mariah Carey Nipple Slip! I Think...

12:26 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mariah Carey

So, um, is that a Mariah Carey nipple slip that I see? The picture is blurry, so that could just be rock on the wall, but you've got to agree that it's definitely in the right place. Could it be a coincidence, or is that really Mariah Carey's nipple popping out? This is truly a question for the ages. Or at the very least a question for the rest of the day.

Nipple slip or not, that's definitely some very nice Mariah Carey side boob.

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Mariah Carey's Bikini Gets Photoshopped in Elle

03:28 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mariah Carey

It seems like everywhere you turn, these days, there's Mariah Carey in a bikini. Mariah Carey bikini pictures in Vibe magazine. Mariah Carey's bikini music video. Mariah Carey bikini pictures in I-D magazine. And now these Mariah Carey bikini pictures in the August issue of Elle magazine. Okay, Mariah, we get it, you like bikinis. Now try something else. Of course, the same could be said about me...

Oh, and while Mariah might look pretty good in real life, she doesn't look that good. Lay off the Photoshop, Elle.

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Mariah Carey's Bikini Music Video and Magazine

01:24 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mariah Carey

It's bikini time all the time for Mariah Carey these days. You might remember a few weeks ago that we posted some Mariah Carey bikini pictures from her music video shoot, well today that music video has been released, with even more Mariah Carey bikini action than we expected. The best part, though: The song's title is "I'll Be Loving U Long Time." Which I guess completes Mariah's transition to becoming an Asian stereotype prostitute (The only difference being that apparently she's Asian now).

Watch the Video:

Mariah Carey Bikini Music Video for I'll Be Loving U Long Time

And here's more of Mariah Carey in a bikini for the June issue of I-D magazine. It really seems like she can't resist getting all bikinified lately. Now, if only she would just be quiet.

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Mariah Carey's Bikini Shoots a Music Video

01:09 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mariah Carey

These Mariah Carey bikini pictures were taken on the set of her new Music video in Hawaii. I have no idea what the video is about, but if I know anything about Mariah, it's probably about "look at my boobs, I'm so hot, I'm Mariah, I'm half naked, pay attention to me." Either that or the existential malaise of life in the modern world, coupled with the unending dispair of knowing that material possession cannot lead to true fulfillment. So, yeah, it's probably about her boobs.

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Mariah Carey Bikini Pictures Have a Good Vibe

01:03 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey is annoying. I'm talking about her personality, and her music. That doesn't mean she can't look good, and lately she's been looking pretty damn good. Take these Mariah Carey bikini pictures from Vibe magazine, for instance. Say whatever you want about her ditsy personality, and the ridiculous fact that she broke Evlis Presley's hit single record, she looks good in a bikini, and that's pretty much all it takes to get our attention.

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Mariah Carey, Topless. Part 2

02:32 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mariah Carey

Exactly one month ago, we saw a single, solitary picture of Mariah Carey topless on the beach. Well now we've got the rest of those Mariah Carey topless pictures, and I've got to admit, Mariah's looking pretty hot.

What's upsetting, however, is that in a world of nipple slips and upskirts, we've got Mariah Carey topless, but we still don't see anything. How does she manage to keep herself covered while running topless on the beach, and Britney Spears can't even get out of a car without flashing her grossness to the entire world? I mean she's covering her breasts with her dog, for fuck's sake.

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Mariah Carey Shows Off Her "Jewels"

10:16 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mariah Carey

Here's Mariah Carey buying jewelry, and making sure that everyone knows she's still got really big boobs. You know, just in case you were wondering. Anyway, I get that Mariah wants to see what the jewels might look like on a lower neck line, but gimme a break here. She knows the cameras are there, and she wants to make sure everyone's looking. Now, if she would just undo one more button...

More pictures of Mariah Carey's crazy cleavage after the jump.

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Mariah Carey, Topless.

01:16 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mariah Carey

What's this? Why it's Mariah Carey topless on the beach in the caribbean. Of course, thanks to some strategically placed magazine holding, you don't really see all that much, but don't worry, I'm sure more pictures will pop up soon...

Gotta say, though, looks like she lost a hell of a lot of weight. Those are some crazy hard abs.

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Mariah Carey's Breasts are in Another Time Zone

10:35 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mariah Carey

I don't know how she does it without falling over, but Mariah Carey's breasts are so far in front of her that they should have their own time zone. Maybe not a full hour ahead, but at least a half hour. Kind of like Newfoundland.

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Mariah Carey Bikini Pictures and Drunk Jet-Skiing

12:05 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mariah Carey

Well, the theme of July is obvious, and there's no point in fighting it. To that end, here are some Mariah Carey bikini pictures. Now, while most of you are probably just staring at her body, which actually looks pretty good (though I'm positive those boobs are fake), I'm looking at something else entirely.

I'm looking at the fact that in some pictures, Mariah has a ginormous glass of wine in her hand, and in other pictures, she's on a jet-ski, sans life jacket. Now, I'm pretty sure it's just as bad an idea to drink and jet-ski, as it is to drink and drive. Especially when you've left your flotation device on the boat.

Oh, wait! I totally forgot. Mariah's got two flotation devices right there on her chest.

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