Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maggie Gyllenahaal Transitions from Nanny McPhee to Vibrator Film; We Transition Into Maggie Gyllenhaal Sex Scenes (VIDEOS)

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:26 am

I'm an admitted tweener when it comes to Maggie Gyllenhaal. On one hand, what's not to love about a pretty actress who insists on taking every 'abused naked woman' role in modern cinema. Yet, when she gets into the big studio movies like The Dark Knight and flops about with her bouncy funbags, I sometimes wonder why she ever leaves the comfort of her troubled naked indie roles. Like this past weekend, I'm taking Rodney, the redheaded bastard child a Swiss court mistakenly claims I 'fathered' with a KLM flight attendant, to see Nanny McPhee Part Something Or Other and there's Maggie Gyllenhaal being a quaint mom and completely hiding her gravity-laden guns. Confusing. And, up next for Maggie, the movie Hysteria where she plays a woman who fights the doctor-ordered use of vibrators on crazy-angry women back in the 19th century. I know, it sounds barbaric in modern context; it also sounds ridiculously smart. Mostly, Maggie Gyllenhaal just confuses me and I wish she'd go back to making more of her tortured naked girl arthouse films that I can ogle and not have to understand. Enjoy.

And, now the fun part. Maggie Gyllenhaal showing off her Gyllenhaals in a series of some of our favorite classic nude and abused Maggie G. movies ever:

First, all nudie and delightfully bottom-friendly in Secretary:

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Maggie Gyllenhaal Lingerie Pictures Are Not Sexy

November 1, 2011 @ 8:18 am

Okay, I don't know who the hell thinks Maggie Gyllenhaal is sexy, but that person needs to be shot. First she gets cast as Batman's love interest in the upcoming Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight, and know here's Maggie Gyllenhaal in lingerie ads for Agent Provocateur. That's right, they replaced Kylie Minogue with Maggie Gyllenhaal.

I know Agent Provocateur is supposed to be an edgy company, but the only thing they're provoking from me is a feeling that I need to vomit. Seriously, Maggie Gyllenhaal is a good actress, but a sex symbol she is not. If you needed more proof of this, here's Maggie Gyllenhaal breast feeding in public to drive the point home.

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Maggie Gyllenhaal Breast Feeding in Public

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:18 am

So, here we have Maggie Gyllenhaal breast feeding her baby Ramona. Very much in public. This might freak some people out. Others probably have no problem with it. But whatever your opinion, you've got to admit that it's not everyday you see celebrities pop their breasts out on the side of the street. Well, unless that celebrity is Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears or Sienna Miller.

Anyway, here are some pictures of Maggie Gyllenhaal breast feeding in public.

Photo credit: Splash

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Maggie Gyllenhaal in a Rather See-Through Dress at the Hysteria Screening in Rome

November 1, 2011 @ 7:02 am
Maggie Gyllenhaal in a See-Through Dress at the Hysteria Screening in Rome
Maggie Gyllenhaal in a See-Through Dress at the Hysteria Screening in Rome
Maggie Gyllenhaal in a See-Through Dress at the Hysteria Screening in Rome
Maggie Gyllenhaal in a See-Through Dress at the Hysteria Screening in Rome
Maggie Gyllenhaal in a See-Through Dress at the Hysteria Screening in Rome
Maggie Gyllenhaal in a See-Through Dress at the Hysteria Screening in Rome
Maggie Gyllenhaal in a See-Through Dress at the Hysteria Screening in Rome
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Maggie Gyllenhaal is definitely one of those thespianics in Hollywood we applaud for showing her bare body on, and off, the silver screen. She's not a shy gal, very European sensibilities you might say, which also led her to wearing a rather sheer dress at the Rome Film Festival screening of her new film, Hysteria, about the discovery of the link between the female orgasm (yeah, like that's real) and a more tranquil woman. Needless to say, if you peer in closely you will get a bit hysterical yourself over the site of Maggie's mammaries on pretty darn good display, almost like she wants you to take a solid gander. Don't be a cad and oblige the lady now. Enjoy.

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Maggie Gyllenhaal in a Rather See-Through Dress at the Hysteria Screening in Rome

November 1, 2011 @ 7:02 am

Maggie Gyllenhaal is definitely one of those thespianics in Hollywood we applaud for showing her bare body on, and off, the silver screen. She's not a shy gal, very European sensibilities you might say, which also led her to wearing a rather sheer dress at the Rome Film Festival screening of her new film, Hysteria, about the discovery of the link between the female orgasm (yeah, like that's real) and a more tranquil woman. Needless to say, if you peer in closely you will get a bit hysterical yourself over the site of Maggie's mammaries on pretty darn good display, almost like she wants you to take a solid gander. Don't be a cad and oblige the lady now. Enjoy.

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Peaks Peek

September 22, 2011 @ 11:50 am

Rachel Bilson bra peek. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan takes a break from making out with family and friends. (Celebuzz)

Eva Amurri hot bachelorette party invites. (HuffPo)

LeAnn Rimes and other celebs who got boob jobs. (FoxNews)

Bar Refaeli smells good. (Celebuzz)

Maggie Gyllenhaal makes a movie about vibrators. (theFABlife)

Selita Ebanks puts some much needed sexiness in a children's charity event. (GlobalGrind)

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Side Show

August 11, 2011 @ 11:43 am

Olivia Wilde shows sideboob in the UK. (Celebuzz)

Danielle Staub backs out of her stripping deal. (HuffPo)

Uncle Jesse gives dating advice. (CollegeHumor)

Maggie Gyllenhaal orgasm documentary. (FoxNews)

Kate Moss looking medieval hot. (GossipCenter)

Some good ol' fashioned downblouse pictures. (TheChive)

Hilary Duff cleans up quite nicely. (Popoholic)

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