Lives of the Rich and Useless

Jessica Simpson's lips are getting freaky huge with the collagen. (Pink is the New Blog)

John Taylor, the guy that released the Colin Farrell sex tape, talks. (Jossip)

Eva Longoria takes the family out on the town. (A Socialite's Life)

Britney Spears takes the baby out for some much-needed publicity. (Perez Hilton)

Nick Lachey thinks Jessica Alba and Eva Mendes are hot. Join the club, buddy. (IDLYITW)

Does Hilary Swank have a new man already? (Just Jared)

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon to remake "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?" Please say it isn't so. (Popsugar)

Mind-altering substances... Car crashes... Paris Hilton... Sounds about right. (Yeeeah!)

Star Jones is becoming an alien. Wait, I thought she already was. (CityRag)

Now that she's already turned Gwyneth Paltrow into mindless drone, Madonna is brainwashing Gwyneth's kid too. (Dlisted)

Michael Jackson is accused of child molestation again. Yes, again. (Hollywood Rag)