Yes, I know, another Lindsay Lohan post, but this one is at least a little news worthy, inasmuch as celebrity gossip can be newsworthy. Anyway, the point is, Lindsay Lohan is hanging out with some surfer dude on the beach, and since I don't know who the hell he is, or whether they've even just met for the first time, I'm going to be completely irresponsible and say that she's dating him, and maybe they're even engaged.
There. See how I did that? I made a completely irrational leap to a conclusion that is totally unsubstantiated, but I can do that, because I have a blog. So suck it.
But seriously, who is this mystery surfer dude, and why is Lindsay Lohan hanging out with him? And more importantly, why isn't Lindsay Lohan hanging out with me?
Update: It seems like the surfer dude might be Lindsay's brother. So my previous comments seem a bit creepy now, but whatever. Just one question: How many siblings does Lindsay Lohan have? It seems like there's a new one everyday.
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