When you're 23, have big boobs, and are filthy rich, and can't look good in a bikini, you know you've got some serious fucking problems. I really don't know what the fuck is wrong with Lindsay these days (take your pick, really), but I remember (barely) when Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures used to be awesome. Now they are disgusting.
Also, when you are a skinny white girl doing an impersonation of Michael Jackson, and Michael Jackson looks like a sexier skinny white girl, you really have a serious fucking problem.
Possible Lindsay Lohan nipple slip in the picture with the star...
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