I don't know why Lindsay Lohan is running down the street in a bikini. I mean, for reasons other than that she wants the type of attention that only bouncing breasts in a tiny bikini can get you.
Maybe she just heard the news that her liver is fucked, and she's running to the grocery store to get a new one. Unfortunately for her, there's a dress code at the grocery store, and patÃ© isn't going to do her much good.
Now, anyone got video?