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Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today regarding her five-finger discounting of a necklace from a Los Angeles jeweler. Guilty or innocent, Lindsay made yet another skintight fashion statement slash dude boner moment as she entered the hallowed chambers of Lady Justice, seeking to distract all male members of the court by forcing blood into their jurisprudence. I have no idea whether Lindsay Lohan is going to lock up on this latest charge, but I do have a very strong idea on what I will be fantasizing about on the evenings she might be staring up at the stars through the bars of her 8x10 while she's forcibly backside groomed by a cellmate who murdered her in-laws over a comment about her bundt cake being too dry. Enjoy.
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