Lindsay Lohan Naked and Nude

UPDATE - February 18, 2008:

See the Lindsay Lohan Nude Pictures from New York Magazine

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Okay, not really, at least not here, and not now. But according to Female First, Lindsay will be appearing nude on the cover of Vanity Fair.

[Lindsay Lohan] is keen to show off her healthy figure - and she has chosen to get naked for the style magazine.

According to America's In Touch magazine, Lohan shot the top secret cover photo on a beach in Malibu, California last week (21SEP05) - and it was actually her idea to pose naked.

A source says, "It was Paris Hilton's recent Vanity Fair cover, where she's topless and covering her breasts with her arms, that inspired Lindsay to push the envelope even further."

In some of the Vanity Fair photos, Lindsay mimics her idol, MARILYN MONROE.

Of course, if you think you're actually going to see anything at all, in terms of the good bits, you are sorely mistaken. In order to see Lindsay Lohan nude, it will either be (1) after her career has slowed down and nudity is her only recourse, (2) if she gets paid serious, serious cash from the likes of Playboy (and then the photoshoot will probably suck), or, God-willing, (3) in a steamy sex tape posted on the internet...

In the mean time, (and so you don't think I'm a complete asshole tease) here is Lindsay in as close as she's come to nudity: The Classic Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip Pictures.

Update: Egotastic! is first to get the Lindsay Lohan "Nude" Pictures from Vanity Fair, so check them out now.