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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive | |
| Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial | |
| Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic | |
| Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
Lindsay Lohan is Girls Gone Wild
In what is probably the most fitting match in Lindsay Lohan's short, but storied love life, Lindsay is now dating Joe Francis, the mega rich creator of Girls Gone Wild, and reputed mega-skeezebag. According to Page Six, the couple are as serious as can be, consindering one of them is a "recovering" alcoholic, serial-dating skank, and the other trades t-shirts for sexual favours, and gets college girls to strip naked on a daily basis.
Well, if that isn't a match made in venerial disease heaven, I don't know what is. The idea that such a new level of trashy pairings could even exist is enough to shatter what hope I had left for the future of humanity. But who knows, maybe Joe can convince Lindsay to go topless in exchange for a t-shirt in his next video. He could call it Talentless Hollywood Sluts Gone a Bit Wilder than Usual. Now that's something I'd download for free off BitTorrent.