Egotastic
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Look out, Halle Berry! – TMZ |
 Madonna gets pissed at M.I.A. – Huffington Post | |
| Khloe Kardashian leggy day in NYC. – Gossip Center | |
| Vanessa Hudgens is sexy in black. – Celebuzz | |
| Can't get enough Lana Del Rey. – Idolator | |
| Hot chicks working the pole. – The Chive |
Lindsay Lohan is Girls Gone Wild
In what is probably the most fitting match in Lindsay Lohan's short, but storied love life, Lindsay is now dating Joe Francis, the mega rich creator of Girls Gone Wild, and reputed mega-skeezebag. According to Page Six, the couple are as serious as can be, consindering one of them is a "recovering" alcoholic, serial-dating skank, and the other trades t-shirts for sexual favours, and gets college girls to strip naked on a daily basis.
Well, if that isn't a match made in venerial disease heaven, I don't know what is. The idea that such a new level of trashy pairings could even exist is enough to shatter what hope I had left for the future of humanity. But who knows, maybe Joe can convince Lindsay to go topless in exchange for a t-shirt in his next video. He could call it Talentless Hollywood Sluts Gone a Bit Wilder than Usual. Now that's something I'd download for free off BitTorrent.