Lindsay Lohan Hates Scarlett Johansson, But Loves Kate Moss

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Lindsay Lohan needs to find some new friends, because her cocaine-snorting pal, Kate Moss, is not a good influence. Yesterday, Gawker reported that Lindsay Lohan was out at the Dark Room club with Kate Moss, and after spending some time in the bathroom (doing "who knows what"), Lindsay felt the need to share her feelings a little.

While in the bathroom, Lohan allegedly asked if anyone had a Sharpie. A fellow patron actually happened to have one and handed it over to Lohan, who then used it to scrawl "Scarlett is a cunt" on the wall. Well done, Cap'n Discreet.

While it cannot be verified exactly to which Scarlett, Lindsay was referring, it's no great leap to assume she meant Scarlett Johansson. Did someone steal a part, or a boyfriend somewhere along the line?

Even better, Gawker provided a photo update of the graffiti in question today (inset).

And as if this story could get any better, Page Six (full article after the jump) reports that Lindsay and Kate were out at a Scores strip club, where they both proceeded to do pole dances, grind up against each other, and even MAKE OUT!

"Kate was going wild," a witness told us. "After a few songs, Lindsay jumped on stage with her. They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other's waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers. The crowd was cheering them on the whole time. They didn't take off any clothes, but it was very hot."

I don't know where Kate Moss gets her coke, but it looks like it's some powerful shit. And Lindsay Lohan has the nerve to deny she used drugs.

The Page Six article:

January 12, 2006 -- SISTERS-in-scandal Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss joined forces at Scores strip club early yesterday morning to put on a steamy pole-dance show for 400 slack-jawed male patrons, PAGE SIX has learned.
Lohan, Moss and a couple of female friends swanned into the Upper East Side mammary mecca at about 2:45 a.m. and headed straight for the legendary Champagne Room, where the giggly group ordered round after round of vodka shots, raspberry Kamikazes and beer.

Their table was immediately swarmed by strippers and Lohan and Moss enjoyed numerous lap dances. But the fun really started when Moss jumped on the stage nearest the main bar and began grinding against a pole, much to the delight of hundreds of red-blooded banker types.

"Kate was going wild," a witness told us. "After a few songs, Lindsay jumped on stage with her. They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other's waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers. The crowd was cheering them on the whole time. They didn't take off any clothes, but it was very hot."

Asked about the boldfaced bump-and-grind, Scores spokesman Lonnie Hanover would only say, "We don't talk about our celebrity clientele."

Luckily, we found someone who would: Celebrity photographer James Edstrom managed to catch some of the eye-popping action and followed Lohan and Moss outside when they left some time after 4 a.m.

"They were both running in and out of the ladies' room a lot," Edstrom recalled. "I saw when it was just Lindsay dancing solo and Kate was yelling, 'You're a pro, Lindsay! You should do this for a living!'

"When they left, I went outside, pulled out my camera and asked Lindsay, 'May I please take your picture?' That's when her bodyguard went off. He slammed me against the wall. She jumped in her SUV and got on her cell phone. Kate was already driving away in another car, yelling 'F - - - you!' at me."

Lohan released a statement this week saying she was "appalled" by the Vanity Fair cover story in which she confessed to dabbling in drugs and battling bulimia, saying her words were "misused and misconstrued." VF stands by the story. The glam glossy also recently made Moss a cover girl after pictures of the supermodel snorting cocaine made headlines around the world.