Consider yourselves forewarned dudes with girlfriends who might be bugging you about getting married: this royal wedding coming up in a couple months is going to be on the cover of every girl magazine, on every celebrity and gossip channel, and just about overtaking the entire known young woman universe as it draws near. There will be no avoiding the subject. Personally, I've escaped my own nuptial contracts with a combination of deft oratory skills and being in a constant state of negative net worth. A woman will only pester a broke-ass man into marriage so hard. It's not a strategy I recommend for everyone, but if you can subsist off Ramen, it will keep you single. As the royal wedding draws near, I suggest you invent your own sinisterly single strategy.
Also, to keep yourself focused on staying single, definitely do not view these ridiculously sexy Lily Aldridge wedding lingerie pictures. They're like the siren's call to get you to the altar. Just look at what awaits. Super sexy Victoria's Secret models in skimpy little white silky things just blaring sextastic at volume 11. It's like a little colorful fly floating in a pool of hungry trout. Do no bite or you will be somebody's dinner. Enjoy, at your own risk.