Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad Bikini Pictures

November 1, 2011 @ 8:22 am

Here's the bland as ever Lauren Conrad, and her Douchefriend, Kyle Howard on the beach in Malibu. I wonder if he knows that The Hills is ending, and he won't get a chance to resurrect his acting career. I also wonder if they're really as boring a couple as they seem, or if there's anything actually interesting about them. Actually, I don't wonder that. I couldn't give a shit, really. Anyway, Lauren Conrad bikini pictures.

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Not Lauren Conrad Bikini Pictures

November 1, 2011 @ 8:22 am

Lauren Conrad is annoying. She went to Hawaii with her gaggle of Hills Mensa Candidates, but did she once go out and wear a skimpy little bikini? No. We got some nice Audrina Patridge bikini pictures but Audrina was practically born in a bikini, and she paid a lot of money for those fake boobs of hers, and wants to get her money's worth. But did we see any Lauren Conrad bikini pictures? No. All we got were these Stephanie Pratt bikini pictures, and the only reason I'm posting these is because Lauren Conrad is basically just staring at Stephanie Pratt's tits. No other reason. And LC, if I can call you that, just so we're clear, your personality, or lack thereof, is not why people care about you. Wait, why do people care about you? Oh, that's right, they don't.

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60th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

November 1, 2011 @ 8:21 am

The 60th Annual Emmy Awards were held last night, and I totally forgot they were on. Of course, I'm pretty damn sure I didn't miss anything. If you've seen one award show, you've seen them all, and been bored every time. Still, that doesn't mean I would neglect to post all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.

In attendence were all the regular TV hotties, but my personal favourites were Hayden Panettiere, Evangeline Lilly, Heidi Klum, January Jones, the mega-booblicious Christina Hendricks, a possibly augmented Julie Benz, an out-of-place, but still really cute Lauren Conrad, and the newly-MILF-tastic Kathleen Robertson, and her even awesomer then usual cleavage.

You'll find the full set of over 200 pictures, and lots more celebs, after the jump.

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The Lauren Conrad Nipple Slip That Almost Was

November 1, 2011 @ 8:21 am

Lauren Conrad is very lucky that she had the foresight to use double-sided nipple tape under her dress, because she got so drunk the other night, that we would have had some major Lauren Conrad nipple slips if she hadn't. That being said, we still got a very close-up look at the most Lauren Conrad cleavage we've ever seen. And now we know that Lauren Conrad's breasts are a wee bit on the saggy side, but still very nice.

Okay Lauren, we'll let you off the hook this time, but next time, no nipple tape, you hear!?

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Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

November 1, 2011 @ 8:21 am

Okay, I can't really think of a better way to start the weekend than with these Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge bikini pictures. Okay, that's not really true. I can actually think of quite a few better ways to start the weekend. For instance, these could have been pictures of Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge nude sunbathing. And then of course they would need to apply tanning lotion to each other's tight, toned bodies. And then one thing leads to another, and, well, you know. Cuz there's nothing better than make-up sex.

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2008 MTV Movie Awards Mega Picture Post

November 1, 2011 @ 8:20 am

I didn't even know the 2008 MTV Movie Awards were on last night, but it wouldn't have made a difference, since I don't get MTV. But don't worry if you missed it, because MTV will be replaying the show all summer. Doesn't that make you feel better? I didn't think so. Anyway, here are all the hot young celebrities who showed up to promote their latest movie, or album, or whatever, by wearing short skirts, and putting on too much makeup, and winning meaningless awards.

Attendees include: Anne Hathaway, Audrina Patridge, Charlize Theron, Ellen Page, Emma Stone, Heidi Montag, Katharine McPhee, Kristen Stewart, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan, Liv Tyler, Meagan Good, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis, Tila Tequila, and Whitney Port. You know, the big stars.

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Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Confirmed

November 1, 2011 @ 8:20 am

So, that annoying fake couple we all love to hate, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, were on The Tyra Banks Show and CONFIRMED the existence of the Lauren Conrad sex tape. Yes, that Lauren Conrad sex tape. Tyra asked, and Heidi and El Doucheo were more than happy to emphatically confirm that the tape did exist at one point (even though Lauren Conrad denied she had a sex tape). Whether it exists now they couldn't say, and wouldn't, since apparently there is some kind of gag order in place. I bet it's similar to the gag order I feel when I look at Heidi and Spencer.

Heidi said that Lauren's ex was trying to sell the tape, to which Spencer added that he would rather throw up than watch the tape. Again, Spencer is the douche of all douches. I don't care how boring Lauren Conrad is in bed, I'd still want to see that sex tape.

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