Peace the fork out Don Knotts. (Thighs Wide Shut)
Reese Witherspoon crushes Julia Roberts, becoming the highest paid woman in Hollywood. (Popsugar)
Victoria Beckham says she's giving up singing for being a mom. I don't recall anything she's ever done that qualifies as singing. (DListed)
Avril Lavigne marks and end to the ridiculousness that is the Olympics. (Hollywood Tuna)
The Duff Sisters bring the fug to Nascar. (Hollywood Rag)
George Michael busted for possession. (Pink is the New Blog)
You would think the Supreme Court would have better things to do than deal with Anna Nicole Smith. (A Socialite's Life)
I'm fairly certain that the alleged Brangelina wedding registry is a hoax, but you go ahead and believe it if that makes you feel better. (IDLYITW)
The Hobbits hit Mardi Gras. Oh, what would Gandalf think... (Just Jared)
Joan Rivers is really, really screwed up. (CityRag)
Guess what. Jennifer Aniston used to be a bitch. I know! (CelebNewsWire)
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Peace the fork out Don Knotts. (Thighs Wide Shut)
Reese Witherspoon crushes Julia Roberts, becoming the highest paid woman in Hollywood. (Popsugar)
Victoria Beckham says she's giving up singing for being a mom. I don't recall anything she's ever done that qualifies as singing. (DListed)
Avril Lavigne marks and end to the ridiculousness that is the Olympics. (Hollywood Tuna)
The Duff Sisters bring the fug to Nascar. (Hollywood Rag)
George Michael busted for possession. (Pink is the New Blog)
You would think the Supreme Court would have better things to do than deal with Anna Nicole Smith. (A Socialite's Life)
I'm fairly certain that the alleged Brangelina wedding registry is a hoax, but you go ahead and believe it if that makes you feel better. (IDLYITW)
The Hobbits hit Mardi Gras. Oh, what would Gandalf think... (Just Jared)
Joan Rivers is really, really screwed up. (CityRag)
Guess what. Jennifer Aniston used to be a bitch. I know! (CelebNewsWire)