Okay, so Kylie Minogue is a Cancer survivor, and we're all very happy for her, but she's still a celebrity, so when she goes out in public looking like a giant badminton birdie, well, it's my job to point that out.
It's really, really, really wrong. From the colour to the shape, I don't really know where to begin. At least her legs still look great, so that's something, but the dress. Ouch.