Kristina and Karissa Shannon

Karissa Shannon (Covered) Topless Bikini Pictures Serve as Sexy Advertisement for Mr. Next

November 1, 2011 @ 8:28 am

As Karissa Shannon prepares for the loss of her boyfriend to the penitentiary, well, she seems to be making all the right kind of moves to find Mr. Next, starting by flashing some skin at the beach ala the removal of the bikini top, alas, covered, for some above average Karissa Shannon bikini pictures that just might serve their commercial purpose. What can be said of the Shannon sisters? They're pretty damn hot, so as long as they keep taking off their tops, we'll be right there to stop and stare. Enjoy.

And, while we're talking hot Shannon sisters, Karissa Shannon brought along her twin hottie sister Kristina Shannon for some sushi dinner with the moving-on-to-cement-cell boyfriend and sex tape cohorot, Sam Jones III, and both girls decided to flash some serious asstastic curve in stretch pants might send Sam off with some fond memories. Not sure if that's nice or just torture.

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Karissa Shannon Seen Giving the Dog A Bone (Okay, Well, French Fries)

November 1, 2011 @ 8:28 am

Has it really come to this. Karissa Shannon, my dearest blonde half of a Playboy baring twin-sister set of hotties, feeding her dog french fries while boyfriend and soon to be captain lockdown, Sam Jones III, goes in for the flying tomahawk on a sidewalk paparazzi. It's an odd scene, but one that I believe I can fix. Once SJ3's in the slammer, and Karissa has run out of salty snacks to feed her cooch pooch, that's when I move in as the friendly housekeeper and untrained masseuse. I've seen the sextape, I know Karissa love her the lotion, I just bought a ten-gallon tub at Costco. It's hypoallergenic, babydoll, call me. And, enjoy.

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Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Boyfriend Soon To Be Behind Bars, How Ever Can I Help?

November 1, 2011 @ 8:27 am

Who will care for Karissa Shannon?

Sadly, her boyfriend, sex tape co-star (and lotion aficionado), and former Smallville cast member, Sam Jones III, will be shuffling off to the federal pokie in a few month after recently pleading guilty to illegally trafficking a boatload of prescription pain killers. (Ever get those email spams for cheap oxy? Yep, that's Sam.) No doubt, there's going to be a rough transition period for Karissa Shannon. Who will care for this boobtastic blond bombshell while her beloved is discreetly informed that he dropped the soap in the prison shower for the next ten years? I humbly throw my hat in the ring. Who better than somebody who knows her curvy body from top to bottom, from countless hours of careful review and examination. I know, I'm too nice; I'm like The Giving Tree. Today, I offer up my stump to poor Karissa.

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Okay, you probably won't be made to see the current indie movie, Somewhere, but Karissa Shannon and twin sister, Kristina Shannon, play a couple of solemn pole dancers in the film clip worth watching. Enjoy.

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Karissa Shannon and Shauna Sand Battle It Out in Epic Skanky Food Fest

November 1, 2011 @ 8:26 am

I find myself more and more intrigued by these two blonde bumshells Playmates and the depths to which they dive to find that hidden treasure called publicity.

Karissa Shannon has herself a theme. That theme seems to be sex. Constant sex. Mostly with Pete from Smallville, but also the occasional pumpkin or ice cream cone spill. Oops, did I spill white cream on my chest again. SJ3! Help! (Have you seen the Karissa Shannon sex tape yet? Long form trailer coming soon.)

Shauna Sand has a unique motif: be as sexually provocative and crude as possible in front of her young daughter. It's a hook. Seen here dribbling ketchup onto her tongue in what can only be described as an egregious violation of County Health Code violations, Shauna Sand imparts upon her daughter generational wisdom something well-short of the modern feminist agenda.

Am I but a pawn in the gross fame-hogging of these big-boobed Playboy veterans? Oh, hell yeah I am. I just can't stop. Not quite yet. Enjoy.

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Karissa Shannon Juggles Pumpkins In the Patch

November 1, 2011 @ 8:26 am

I think we're slowly working our way up the Pumpkin Patch floozy line by jumping from Shauna Sand to Karissa Shannon. Eventually, we'll work our way up to Mother Theresa, albeit, deep cleavage pictures will be harder to locate.

There's something about the Halloween time that brings out the Playmate bimbos. Maybe it's the ornate costumes. Or the begging for candy that reminds them of their time in the mansion, but they all come out strong for this annual pagan procession. We'll update from the Pumpkin Patch as the situation warrants. Enjoy.

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Karissa Shannon Sex Tape First Look Uncensored Promo Video (Vivid Exclusive to Egotastic!)

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:26 am

You ever get one of these calls?

Hey, it's Vivid. Do you think your readers would like to be the first to see some of the uncensored cuts from the Karissa Shannon sex tape we're releasing on September 28th?

Why certainly! In our eternal attempt to keep Egotastic! readers one boob ahead of the world's sexy celebrity oglers, get an eyeful of Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon doing all kinds of naughty boot knocking and fetish play with lucky bastard Pete from Smallville. Vivid tells me this is the most extreme celeb sex tape they've ever released. Considering that hallowed history includes Kim Kardashian warm golden shower moments, well, it should be something. If you're a fan of seeing Karissa Shannon getting bumped every which way but Church Lady approved, you'll probably enjoy this video quite a lot (and quite often). Enjoy.

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The Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Has Landed!

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:26 am

We're currently in the era of sex tape 2.0. It's hard to tell at times what is a sex tape and what is an amateur porn. Rumors have this 'private time sex tape' being stolen from Playboy Playmate and Hugh Hefner pretend girlfriend, Karissa Shannon, by Hills bon vivant, Spencer Pratt, during the course of a party, then into the hands of the Vivid pornpire, and ultimately, endorsed by (read as: paid a chunk of cash to) Karissa Shannon, and boyfriend-boink partner, Sam Jones III. Got all that?

Cynical minds might say this tape was conceived with just that financial purpose in mind. However, Egotastic! minds are content to think, 'Holy crap, check out sexy Karissa Shannon getting all naked and boinked.' This is why Egotastic! readers are 27% happier than the population in general. We keep it simple. Enjoy.

(*video clips likely to follow next week)

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