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Jennifer Lopez hits the beach. – TMZ |
The new Spider-Man trailer. – Huffington Post | |
Look out, Danica Patrick. – Fox News | |
Eva Mendes Marie Claire photoshoot. – Gossip Center | |
Brittny Gastineau pretends to care about football. – Celebuzz | |
Lingerie football. Yup. – The Chive |
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Kirsten Dunst is in Rehab
Now that everyone and their assistant is getting pregnant, that's so passé, and Hollywood needs a new trend to get behind. And would appear that new trend is rehab. Last week we hear that Eva Mendes was in rehab, and now Kirsten Dunst is in rehab at the same Cirque Lodge facility in Utah, that also hosted Lindsay Lohan. According to Star Magazine, Dunst actually checked into rehab while she was still drunk. Classy.
Ah Drunkst. Such an appropriate appellation. If you ask me, Kirsten just wanted some free publicity, and there's no better way to get your name on the page than by checking into rehab. Or maybe haveing a sex tape, but until we get a Kirsten Dunst sex tape, this probably the best her publicists could do on such short notice.
Now remember kids, just because all the celebrities are doing it, doesn't mean it's cool. Don't go getting yourselves addicted to alcohol or pain meds just because a has been like Kiki can't hold her liquor. Also, avoid getting pregnant while your a teenager, stay in school, don't do drugs, just say no, this is your brain on drugs and all that other good stuff. M'Kay?
Here's Kirsten in her recent ad campaign for Miu Miu, because I don't have any pictures of her being carted off to rehab.