So, you want to date Kirsten Dunst? Here are a few pointers: A) Be open to sex in public. B) Be a dork. C) Have low standards.
Two of those tips are gleaned from Kirsten's comments to News of the World on her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. The other is just common sense.
Jake and I couldn't last. He's a stay-at-home boy and I'm an out-on-the-town girl.
We tried to spice things up -- we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea. The only place we didn't have the guts to try was in a walkway in a hotel because we thought we might get kicked out if we were caught.
Maybe I'm a weird girl and I just needed a good freak to match me.
In Jake I believe I found that. He's a dork. That's what I love about him.
The fact that Kirsten Dunst is into kinky public sex isn't really that surprising to me. It's more of the dork-fetish that throws me. I guess it makes sense though. She is kind of weird. And dirty. But man does she clean up nice. Then again, with enough makeup and Photoshop, even I can look like Brad Pitt.
Read the full article after the jump (since I don't know how long it will stay on the News of the World site), and check out Kirsten Dunst these pictures from Another Magazine.
KIRSTEN BENT OVER BROKEBACK-WARDS
By Georgina Dickinson
DESPERATE Kirsten Dunst bent over Brokebackwards trying to spice up her love life with Hollywood actor Jake Gyllenhaal.
The sexy Spiderman star romped all over the place with her Brokeback Mountain man -- but now she sadly admits it couldn't save their three-year relationship.
Kirsten, who plays the title role in new blockbuster Marie Antoinette, said: "Jake and I couldn't last. He's a stay-at-home boy and I'm an out-on-the-town girl.
"We tried to spice things up -- we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea. The only place we didn't have the guts to try was in a walkway in a hotel because we thought we might get kicked out if we were caught.
"I'm so young, he's so young and I just keep thinking now I need to be on my own."
But Kirsten opened her heart to talk of her secret sadness at the break-up and her hopes for the future.
"Jake was the love of my life," she said. "He was, is and always will be. "Despite what has happened, though, I still have this whole fairytale vision in my head because I was brought up on movies and storybooks that say I'm going to find my soulmate, get married and have a perfect life. "Maybe one day that will be with Jake."
Kirsten, 24, who split with the 25-year-old Donnie Darko star last year, added: "Maybe I'm a weird girl and I just needed a good freak to match me.
"In Jake I believe I found that. He's a dork. That's what I love about him.
"But I felt that at the age of 22 I just wasn't ready to settle for a long-term commitment. "I feel so young and there's still so much to do and see. But I'm not seeing anyone else and as far as I know neither is he..."
Kirsten plays Marie Antoinette--the childish, spoiled and ultimately doomed wife of Louis XVI--in a controversial new film about her life leading up to the French Revolution, out on September 29.
It's a role which Kirsten admits pushed her to breaking point.
She said: "After filming I'd just go home and pass out. I'd have a glass of champagne, which I would never normally do. I mean, who drinks champagne before they go to bed?
"I remember on the first night we were filming I had a bit of a meltdown in my apartment. "I was freaking out and going, 'How am I going to pull this off?' and 'What am I going to do?' I felt very vulnerable at times and very alone.
"When I came off set it would be like a weight had lifted off my chest. You know, I'm lucky I'm not at some bar at night doing coke because I was so messed up."
Modest Kirsten explained: "I just never felt worthy of playing the part of Marie Antoinette.
"Normally when you make a movie, everyone calls you to ask how it is going. Well I couldn't talk to anybody, not even my friends. "I just did not have the energy. When filming came to an end it was such a relief and I slept so hard that I woke up with a bloody nose."
But she insists the end product was worth all the pressure and stress.
"When I saw the movie for the first time I was so proud," she said.
"It was like all our hearts and all of our work was in this beautiful little dream we were watching on the screen."
Kirsten became a child star at the age of 11 when she featured in Interview With The Vampire.
During that film she experienced her first screen kiss--with Brad Pitt. But she wasn't impressed.
She said: "I'm sure I'd love to do it now, but back then I was only 11 and all I thought was, 'Yuk!'" However there is one person who drives Kirsten wild--actress Patricia Arquette, 38.
She admitted: "I have a girlie crush on her. She's a real woman.
"She's not anorexic or perfectly tanned and she's not trying to be anything but what she is--and that's the most sexy thing."
But it's Jake who obviously still has a hold on her heart.
She said: "Maybe some day it will work out for us. I'm sad this happened but my career is blossoming and I want to make the most of every moment.
"We're two people who've been in love and the feelings we have for each other will remain very special.
"I don't believe we're finished for ever...and neither does he."