Keeley Hazell Topless, Just Cuz

02:13 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keeley Hazell

Well, I think it's official. Keeley Hazell's singing career is as dead as we thought it would be. But that's just fine, because it means Keeley's back to paying the bills the old-fashioned way, by posing topless. Which is great, and I don't want to criticize, but it doesn't look like too much effort was put into these new Keeley Hazell topless pictures. I mean, she's just standing there in her shorts with he boobs out. Which is fine, but a little lazy. Of course, this gives us more hope that if we do one day meet Keeley on the street, she would be that much more inclined to just take off her top.

Link: Keeley Hazell Topless, Just Cuz

Keeley Hazell Nude Is Maximal Hotness

01:25 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keeley Hazell

Here's Keeley Hazell nude in the June isse of Maximal magazine. If that sounds oddly familiar it's because Maximal is the French version of Maxim. And if these Keeley Hazell nude pictures look oddly familiar, it's because I think they are reprints of an older shoot. But that's not even close to enough to stop me from posting them. Enjoy.

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Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures are Nuts

12:34 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keeley Hazell

We've all seen Keeley Hazell topless before, but Keeley Hazell topless pictures never, ever, ever get old. And thankfully, the super-geniuses at Nuts magazine have figured that out. That's why they have this great new Keeley topless shoot in their latest issue. Genius.

So I guess that means Keeley's singing career didn't take off like she might have hoped...

Link: Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures are Nuts

More Keeley Hazell Topless is Nuts

03:38 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keeley Hazell

Well, if it isn't everyone's favourite Pop sensation, Keeley Hazell topless again. I thought now that Keeley is a "singer", she'd be giving up her naked ways, but that doesn't seem to be the case, what with her latest topless outing in the newest issue of Nuts magazine.

If only all singers would get naked as much. Wait a minute... Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears are singers. Okay, I take that back. Only singers who look like Keeley should be getting naked.

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Keeley Hazell "Sings" in "Voyeur" Music Video

01:28 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keeley Hazell

Keeley Hazell is probably best known for having the best boobs in Britain, but now she wants to proove she's got a set of lungs to match. Yes, that's right, everyone's favourite topless model now wants a singing career. Check out her debut single entitled "Voyeur," a none too subtle reference to her day job where she gets naked.

So can she sing? Well, these days, all you need is a microphone and a copy of ProTools, and anyone can sing. Especially if they're really just talking the lyrics like Keeley does. But with lyrics like "Your eyes are good to me," and "I don't care, you can stare" it doesn't really matter what she's saying.

Thankfully she hasn't forgotten her roots. From sexy lingerie and leather outfits, to dancing on stripper poles, this video has just about everything you'd expect from a Keeley Hazell music video, including some nice close ups of her greatest talents.

Watch the Video:

Keeley Hazell "Voyeur" Music Video

Of course, it's not like Keeley doesn't have any experience in the Pop world. In fact, she did her best impressions of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Madonna for ZOO magazine. And by best impression, I mean topless, of course. Check out ZOO for lots more Keeley pics.

Keeley topless as Britney Spears

Keeley topless as Christina Aguilera

Keeley topless as Madonna

Link: Keeley Hazell "Sings" in "Voyeur" Music Video

Keeley Hazell "Topless" Pictures

02:28 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keeley Hazell

If you want to get technical, calling these Keeley Hazell topless pictures isn't exactly accurate, since she is obviously still wearing a top. However, with all the holes cut in it, and the fact that she's basically taking it off anyway, I hope you won't mind if we just round it up. After all, as long as we get to see Keeley Hazell's nipples, who cares what we call it...

Also, how sexy does Keeley look sucking that Coke?

Check out FHM.com for more Keeley pics.

Link: Keeley Hazell "Topless" Pictures

Keeley Hazell Topless in FHM Magazine

11:04 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keeley Hazell

I think it's officially become Keeley Hazell week at Egotastic! Not for any particular reason, but just because we've had so many great Keeley Hazell pictures this week. Of course, it all started with those amazing candid Keeley Hazell topless pictures, and then those great Keeley Hazell bikini pictures.

Today we've got Keeley Hazell topless again in the new issue of FHM Magazine. Granted, she isn't showing as much as in those other topless shots we had, but she still looks totally super awesomely fantastical. Too much?

Anyway, here's Keeley Hazell topless, and you can find more at FHM.com (and in the new issue, of course), and check out FHM to help Keeley pick the 100 Sexiest Women in the world in Keeley's Lady Selector.

Link: Keeley Hazell Topless in FHM Magazine

Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures

01:42 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keeley Hazell

Yesterday's Keeley Hazell topless pictures were simply amazing, but as I mentioned, those topless pictures were taken at a bikini photoshoot, so today we have some great Keeley Hazell bikini pictures for you. Unfortunately, we don't have any pictures featuring Keeley Hazell naked today, but some sexy bikini pictures are always fine by me.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures

Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures

01:04 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keeley Hazell

Keeley Hazell topless pictures aren't exactly rare, but that doesn't mean they aren't spectacular every time. But I think these Keeley Hazell topless pictures are even better than most, because we weren't actually supposed to see Keeley's boobs this time around.

These shots were caught while Keeley was changing out of her bikini on a non-nude photoshoot. Yes, there are times where Keeley doesn't get naked. But this isn't one of those times. Well, it was supposed to be, but like I said before, that's what makes these Keeley Hazell topless pics so great.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Keeley Hazell's Bikini Does the Weather Report

11:28 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Keeley Hazell

Here's Keeley Hazell in a bikini promoting some new crap body spray for men with low self esteem, and poor senses of smell. Either that, or Keeley is doing the weather report, and it appears to be a cold day in London. How do I know it's a cold day in London, you ask? Well, to be honest, Keeley Hazell's nipples are telling me everything I need to know about the weather.

Link: Keeley Hazell's Bikini Does the Weather Report