Katrina Darrell Archive (4 Posts)

Thursday, 23 July, 2009

Bikini Girl's 15 Minutes Aren't Up Yet?

07:32 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Katrina Darrell

Um... Why is Katrina Darrell, aka Bikini Girl, or American Idol still around? Not that I have anything against hot girls in bikinis, but I do have something against obvious fame whores. Listen, Bikini Girl, if I can call you that, nobody cares about you. We've seen in you in a bikini, and we've also seen that you can't really sing. So unless you're going to take off the bikini anytime soon, would you kindly, please fuck off.

That being said, check out lots more pictures of Bikini Girl after the jump.

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Tuesday, 24 March, 2009

"Bikini Girl" Katrina Darrell Still Clinging to Her Fifteen Minutes

10:17 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Katrina Darrell

Ugh. Here's that annoying "Bikini Girl" Katrina Darrell from American Idol, still trying to make herself famous by whatever means. This thime she was hosting a Hawaiian Tropics bikini contest. Sadly, we don't have pictures of any of the bikini models, but you can just imagine them as sluttier versions of Katrina, here. If that's even possible. Hopefully, this girl's obvious desperation to be famous will lead her down the inevitable path to career in porn, where she belongs, and where we'll be happy to have her.

Best part of these pictures: Absolutely no one is looking at her.

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Friday, 13 February, 2009

"Bikini Girl" Katrina Darrell Wants Her 15 Minutes

11:15 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Katrina Darrell

She got kicked off American Idol, but "Bikini Girl" aka Katrina Darrell is holding on tight to her 15 minutes of "fame." I put fame in quotations because she's not really famous. She's just a skinny girl with fake boobs who looks good in a bikini. But like any other attention whore with limited abilities, she's going to milk her moment in the spotlight for all it's worth. Which apparently includes posing for staged paparazzi bikini photos that aren't even in focus.

I'm not an expert or anything, but maybe sticking to the whole bikini thing is the reason you got kicked off the show in the first place. You might want to shake things up a little. Show that you've got some range. Maybe lose the bikini.

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Wednesday, 4 February, 2009

American Idol "Bikini Girl" Katrina Darrell in a Bikini

11:07 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Katrina Darrell

Supposedly, there's some kind of drama on American Idol between the new Judge, Kara DioGuardi and the "Bikini Girl," Katrina Darrell, but I don't care about that even one little bit. Then I saw these Bikini Girl bikini pictures, and thought it was probably worth a post. It probably isn't but whatever.