Reuter's reports that Kate Moss is being "urged" by London police to return to the UK to answer questions regarding photos of her snorting cocaine which were published in the Daily Mirror last year.
"We would like to appeal for her to return, see us, and tell us her side of the story," London police Assistant Commissioner Tarique Ghaffur said.
"For everybody's sake, and for her to move on, the sooner she speaks to us the better," he said in a statement on Thursday, adding that the mother-of-one would be dealt with "fairly and proportionately as would be the case with anybody else."
Yeah, I'm sure the police "just want to talk." Of course, you know what would be totally hilarious? If she actually went back, and they arrested her coke-snorting ass! Oh that was cruel, but so much fun to say. Okay kids, moral of the story: don't do drugs, or don't get caught doing drugs.
And here's a little reminder of the photographic evidence in question. Plus Kate's photoshoot from the Dec/Jan issue of French Vogue (the rest of which are after the jump), cuz who doesn't love capitalizing on a scandal for some free publicity.