Kate Bosworth

Lindsay Lohan, Camilla Belle Lead List of Hotness for Coldplay

November 1, 2011 @ 8:32 am

Just one guitar, slung way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go

Remember when you were a kid and you thought that if you were in a band you'd get all the hot girls and everybody kind of laughed at you but then it turned out to be totally true? Yeah, well I remember trying to play guitar, bass, drums, sax, harmonica, and even down to tambourine and finally just me and the triangle with which I could almost count a beat. Nada. Nobody would let me in their stupid band.

Had I been successful, perhaps I could have had sexy celebrities lining up by the line-ful to come see me perform, like Coldplay did last night in L.A. that brought out a bevy of babes, including Lindsay Lohan, Camilla Belle, Amber Lancaster, Kate Bosworth and a bunch of other sexy-butted Hollywood girls I'm just too jealous too mention. Enjoy.

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Kate Bosworth Sextastic in Pink at the Life Happens Screening

November 1, 2011 @ 8:31 am

I've missed Kate Bosworth. Between her disappearing acts from the public eye, and her nearly actual disappearing act from lack of eating, it's been sort of a wilderness without this blonde hottie actres for too long now. We were very pleasantly pleased to see the sexy still thin blonde hottie make an appearance at the Life Happens premiere at the L.A. film festival, where she was a sexy vision in pink, looking a little ruddier than usual, though we would still most definitely love to buy her a sandwich, I mean, after three to seven minutes dedicated to the making of the sexy. Enjoy.

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Whitney Port Upskirt and Vanessa Hudgens See-Through Pants Leads Coachella Sexy Celebrity Roundup

November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

As much I pretend to lament the corporatization of the Coachella Music Festival, and bitch about how star-fuckery has well surpassed music appreciation out in the desert, well, the upshot is a California migration of sexy celebrities that is well worth celebrating each Spring. While Cee Lo Green was up on stage cursing and bitching about sand being stuck in his crack, a nice gaggle of hotties roamed the pachouli oil stinking lawns including Whitney Port, who delightfully flashed her pretty girl panties in a dramatic upskirt post, Vanessa Hudgens who wore some kind of macrame pants that showed her bare to the underthings, Lindsay Lohan who had all the tchotckhe vendors hiding their beaded jewelry from the felonious star, Kate Bosworth back from topless beach vacation, Billionaire Barbie and her less attractive sister, Nicky Hilton, Alessandra Ambrosio, who has probably never not looked hot her whole existence, Katy Cocktease who hid her cleavage from the sun, Tallulah Willis, a newly single Ashley Greene, and Tara Reid who surprisingly did not have a wardrobe malfunction. Throw in some Black Keys and you've got a pretty decent party. Enjoy.

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Kate Bosworth Mucho More Topless Pictures From Down Mexico Way

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

Gosh, it seems like just yesterday we were wondering why the initial round of photos of Kate Bosworth topless seemed so very covered. Well, the answer lied in slipping the photographic maitre'd a little cash money to bring out the good goods, in this case, full frontal Kate Bosworth topless pictures from her trip down south of the border where the slender to skinny actress took it all off. Now, we can see it all above the waist. No more unusual arm bends and missing boobs. This, my friends, is Kate Bosworth in the upper body flesh (and not a weak bottom half either I might add). Enjoy.

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Kate Bosworth Topless Pictures for the Spring Break Win

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

Kate Bosworth topless on the beach. Yep, I'll have some of that, please.

Because of Blue Crush, I forgave Kate Bosworth for what she did to Lois Lane. And because she's taking her top off in Mexico, I'll forgive the fact that she desperately needs a sandwich. With a bit of my home cooking (and/or take out from Mr. Mings), I think I could pack the pounds on Kate Bosworth in just the right proportions to get her back from skinny hot girl status to just super sextastic bouncy fun girl. But I digress, which is rude, when a girl takes her top off on the beach, it's polite just to leer and drool, as I've been doing here this morning wondering why Kate Bosworth never made her way to Tijuana this weekend where I was catching the matinee donkey show. Girls named Kate are notoriously sharp; it's Shakespearean I think. But this Kate, well, she's got me seeing nothing but cushions. Enjoy.

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Kate Bosworth to Reprise Susan George Classic Topless Role in Straw Dogs (VIDEO)

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:28 am

Straw Dogs is just one of my absolute favorite movies ever, which of course means not only excellence in cinematic achievement, but the presence of sexy celebrity nudity, in this case, the amazing 70's screen boobtastic queen, Susan George. Well, leave it to the Hollywood imagineers to reboot this classic Sam Peckinpah film, which I suppose is okay, albeit completely unnecessary, but they have cast the fetching Kate Bosworth to reprise the role of the heavily ogled and eventually taken against her will Amy Sumner character in this devious film. My only concern is that Kate Bosworth needs to start eating and but quick, because it's really hard to imagine the ripefully luscious performance of Susan George being replaced by a waifish thing actress of modern day Tinsel Town. We shall see. Enjoy.

Here's the vibrantly hot, but all-too slender Kate Bosworth legging about L.A. yesterday. Sexy, but too thin?

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

And, here's a clippy snapshot of my sextastic celeb crush of a bygone era, Susan George, in the original Straw Dogs as the pokie and boobtastic Amy Sumner.

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Kate Bosworth Bikini Pictures are Skinny but Good

November 1, 2011 @ 8:24 am

There's a part of me that thinks Kate Bosworth is a bit too skinny. Okay, a lot too skinny. But there's another part of me that tells the other part of me to shut the fuck up and just enjoy these Kate Bosworth bikini pictures. And usually, the first part listens to the second part.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

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