Jordana Brewster Bikini Pictures Gear Up For Fast and Furious

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There was this older kid on our block growing up, Mames Fortunado, who disappeared during high school. He didn't runaway or wasn't accused of any crime like the Fugitive, he just... poof... disappeared. If you asked Mames' mom, she'd confirm with a nod that Mames just 'done disappeared'. Three years to the day, Mames returns, without a word or warning, and he looks like a new man. New 'do, designer clothes, his teen skin cleared up. Mames' mom told the entire block that 'Mames had undisappeared' and that was the end of discussion. We were warned that asking any additional questions would be considered beyond rude. The Mames tale became near legendary on our block, to the point that any time somebody was inexplicably absent, he'd be listed as 'gone Mames'

I really thought Jordana Brewster had gone Mames, but she's undisappeared, in a big bikini way, on the beaches of Rio, preparing her body for the upcoming Fast and Furious number five I think we're on now. We haven't see Jordana Brewster in, well, just about forever, but she doesn't appear to have lost a step in the hotness of mind, body, and soul department. It's a wonderful thing when sexy celebrities reappear on the Egotastic! landscape, like a heavenly blessing answered with boobs and butts. Enjoy.

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