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Look out, Halle Berry! – TMZ |
 Madonna gets pissed at M.I.A. – Huffington Post | |
| Khloe Kardashian leggy day in NYC. – Gossip Center | |
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| Can't get enough Lana Del Rey. – Idolator | |
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Joana Krupa Nippletastic For the Workweek Wind-down
Well, it's the end of the workweek here at Egotastic! Six-fingered Gretchen just found out that she can feed all of us here from Jack in the Box with Groupon coupons for about $13 (which means she's pocketed the change from the twenty I spend on the crew once a month to show my amazing generosity). Phan Pho, our techie who becomes inebriated from just smelling a cocktail has just challenged the mailman and former manslaughter convicted Teddy Gee to an Edward 40-hands when the clock strikes 2:00PM. And, my girlfriend has just emailed me a list of suggested Valentine's gifts, for her, which I'm told to use as a guide, but not an actual list, which is girl speak for something no man could understand if he lived to be a million. In short, all is right with the world.
We wanted to end your week on something sexy celebrity, of course. Something hot and tasty and timely and boobtastic, so why not the amazingly hot-bodied Joana Krupa posing for catalog pictures for Euro fashion catalog, Bon Prix, showing off all kinds of teats and boobage and all things sextacular in her see through lingerie number. I'm no clothing catalog marketing specialist (though I once got turned down on a date by one), but I can tell you, aces, baby. If I'm Stephanie Seymour's son, I'm buying that hot black mesh outfit for my mom this Valentine's Day!
From all of us at Egotastic!, enjoy your weekend. You probably really deserve it.
Ah, what the heck. C'mon, what's a weekend sendoff without even more Joana Krupa fantastic boobtastic. Can there ever be enough? Um, no. So, if you're double-dipping, dig into these somehow overlooked Joana Krupa topless pictures from a calendar back a couple years. Epic Krupa. Enjoy.