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Naomi Campbell sexy new photoshoot. – Fox News |
 Shailene Woodley to go covered topless. – Huffington Post | |
| Naomi Watts is taking on the original royal hotness. – Gossip Center | |
| Diane Kruger brings the goods to Berlin. – Celebuzz | |
| Halle Berry is getting the eff out of Dodge. – TMZ | |
| No bras here. – The Chive |
What Happened to Jewel’s Breasts?
I don't know what happened to Jewel's breasts, but if you ask me, that head-shrinker guy from Beetlejuice definitely had something to do with it, otherwise, I have no explanation. Where once Jewel had some of the biggest and bestest boobs in the business, now she, well, doesn't. I don't know, maybe she bought one of those Ronco Food Dehydrators. But whatever's going on her, definitely isn't natural.