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Jewel Cleavage Edges Out Keri Russell Nipple Poke To Lead Egotastic! Top 10 Hotties at 2010 Emmy Awards

November 1, 2011 @ 8:26 am

When Gretchen, my six-fingered assistant, awoke me from my Nyquil-induced slumber screaming into the phone about how hot Kate Gosselin looked at the 2010 Emmy Awards, I knew two things: first, I have got to change my cell phone number, and, second, it was going to be a lean year for the sexy at TV's annual award show. Heck, I don't know if my top two picks, Jewel and Keri Russell, are even on TV. For all the effed up nonsense of the movie business, the silver screen has a good leg-up on television when it comes to the hottie factor.

Still, there are some amazing looking woman on the boob tube, many of whom made our list of Top 10 Hotties at the 2010 Emmy Awards, in spite of the fact that a whole lot of this year's small screen ladies sure looked like they were some guy's third string option to the prom circa 1996. Honestly, a shout-out to the dead singer of Blind Melon would not have surprised me in the least.

Here's my Top 10 among the pretty lean crop this season, pictured from left to right: Jewel, Keri Russell, Maria Menounos, Olivia Munn, Christina Hendricks, Eva Longoria, Nina Dobrev, Sofia Vergara, January Jones, and Brooke Burke.

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Jewel Bikini Pictures on Twitter

November 1, 2011 @ 8:23 am

Jewel's star has all but completely faded. The once one-hit wonder (okay, maybe she had 2 or 3 hits) hasn't done anything of note in years, so it's odd to see her try and make a comeback via Twitter. If that's even what she's doing. I don't know. But how else do you explain Jewel posting bikini pictures of herself to Twitter? Like I said before, I hate that celebrities use Twitter, and think it makes them cool, but if Jewel bikini pictures or Lindsay Lohan topless pictures on Twitter is the price I've got to pay, I'm cool with that.

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What Happened to Jewel’s Breasts?

November 1, 2011 @ 8:19 am

I don't know what happened to Jewel's breasts, but if you ask me, that head-shrinker guy from Beetlejuice definitely had something to do with it, otherwise, I have no explanation. Where once Jewel had some of the biggest and bestest boobs in the business, now she, well, doesn't. I don't know, maybe she bought one of those Ronco Food Dehydrators. But whatever's going on her, definitely isn't natural.

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Jewel Cleavage Edges Out Keri Russell Nipple Poke To Lead Egotastic! Top 10 Hotties at 2010 Emmy Awards

August 30, 2010 @ 2:32 am
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When Gretchen, my six-fingered assistant, awoke me from my Nyquil-induced slumber screaming into the phone about how hot Kate Gosselin looked at the 2010 Emmy Awards, I knew two things: first, I have got to change my cell phone number, and, second, it was going to be a lean year for the sexy at TV's annual award show. Heck, I don't know if my top two picks, Jewel and Keri Russell, are even on TV. For all the effed up nonsense of the movie business, the silver screen has a good leg-up on television when it comes to the hottie factor.

Still, there are some amazing looking woman on the boob tube, many of whom made our list of Top 10 Hotties at the 2010 Emmy Awards, in spite of the fact that a whole lot of this year's small screen ladies sure looked like they were some guy's third string option to the prom circa 1996. Honestly, a shout-out to the dead singer of Blind Melon would not have surprised me in the least.

Here's my Top 10 among the pretty lean crop this season, pictured from left to right: Jewel, Keri Russell, Maria Menounos, Olivia Munn, Christina Hendricks, Eva Longoria, Nina Dobrev, Sofia Vergara, January Jones, and Brooke Burke.

Photo credit: Fame / Splash News

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Jewel Bikini Pictures on Twitter

June 23, 2009 @ 5:39 am
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Jewel's star has all but completely faded. The once one-hit wonder (okay, maybe she had 2 or 3 hits) hasn't done anything of note in years, so it's odd to see her try and make a comeback via Twitter. If that's even what she's doing. I don't know. But how else do you explain Jewel posting bikini pictures of herself to Twitter? Like I said before, I hate that celebrities use Twitter, and think it makes them cool, but if Jewel bikini pictures or Lindsay Lohan topless pictures on Twitter is the price I've got to pay, I'm cool with that.

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What Happened to Jewel’s Breasts?

November 8, 2007 @ 9:51 am
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I don't know what happened to Jewel's breasts, but if you ask me, that head-shrinker guy from Beetlejuice definitely had something to do with it, otherwise, I have no explanation. Where once Jewel had some of the biggest and bestest boobs in the business, now she, well, doesn't. I don't know, maybe she bought one of those Ronco Food Dehydrators. But whatever's going on her, definitely isn't natural.

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