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Look out, Halle Berry! – TMZ |
 Madonna gets pissed at M.I.A. – Huffington Post | |
| Khloe Kardashian leggy day in NYC. – Gossip Center | |
| Vanessa Hudgens is sexy in black. – Celebuzz | |
| Can't get enough Lana Del Rey. – Idolator | |
| Hot chicks working the pole. – The Chive |
Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Want You to See Her New Movie
Once again, the Hollywood marketing machine has commandeered Jessica Simpson's breasts for their nefarious promotional schemes. First it was to promote her new album, and now, the trailer for Jessica's new movie, Employee of the Month features Simpson in some rather low-cut tops, with generous amounts of cleavage.
Of course, it is called show business, and the first rule of business is sex sells. And you know people aren't going to be seeing Jessica Simpson's movies becaue of her acting ability. Besides, Jessica's been sexing up her image for quite some time now. Her new music video, her skimpy bikini, her pimp father, her nipple-revealing see-through dress, have all been strategically employed to get you to want to see more of Jessica Simpson.
But it's no surprise, even the marketing for Dukes of Hazzard, with Jessica Simpson's pink bikini, was very much the same, if not worse (or is that better?). Regardless, of Jessica Simpson's breasts, though, this movie actually looks mildly entertaining, but the final judgement is still out. Until we actually see it, we'll just have to trust Jessica's breasts that the movie is worth it.
And check out more caps of Jessica Simpson from the trailer of Employee of the Month after the jump.