- Happy birthday, Britney Spears. (HuffPo)
- Courtney Stodden has the holiday spirit. (FoxNews)
- Gisele Bundchen parties in Brazil. (GossipCenter)
- Blake Lively got a hickey? (TheSuperficial)
- Christie Brinkley is in trouble. (TMZ)
- Jessica Simpson pregnancy boobs are ridiculous. (DrunkenStepfather)
- Ashley Greene, sexy in NYC. (LaineyGossip)
Like many of us, I'm a long time Jessica Simpson boob and cleavage follower. I've been watching those billowing fun bags for years now, all the while documenting my findings in a leather-bound notebook titled, 'The Boob Habits of the Jessica Simpson'. Based upon my research, I can unequivocally tell you that the deep cleavage shown in these random kimono-in-Italy Jessica Simpson pictures indicates that the cowgirl from Abilene is very much in love. Oh, it doesn't really matter to whom, because you know it's a football player, and you know it'll be a different one by next month, the point is, the angle, depth, and coverage of her boobage indicates romantic infatuation. I'm happy for her. And her boobs.
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Okay, so a lot of people are giving Jessica Simpson a hard time because she's kinda been getting fat. But as a side effect of that, Jessica Simpson's breasts have also gotten bigger than ever before. So it's kinda win lose. Except when Jessica Simpson visited Ellen DeGeneres it was definitely win win (especially for Ellen, one would assume) (because Ellen is gay) (Get it?). Anyway, Jessica Simpson's cleavage was spectacular, and I, for one, hope she keeps pounding back those cheeseburgers, and letting those puppies loose!
Why is it the gay guy always get to feel up women's breasts without any consequences. I mean, every time I try to grab a random girl's breasts, it never ends well, but because those guys are gay, it's okay because it's "not sexual." Whatever. Here's Jessica Simpson's breast being grabbed by her stylist / gay best friendwho gets payed to hang out with her. I guess it's been a while since Jess has gotten any, so a little contact is better than none. They are tremendous boobs, though - check out that cleavage. Can't blame a guy (even a gay guy) for trying.
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- Courteney Cox and other celebs in bikinis. (HuffPo)
- Is Veena Malik naked or not? (FoxNews)
- Kristen Stewart vs. Anne Hathaway: who bangs better for a buck? (FoxNews)
- Katherine Heigl is heating things up in Elle. (GossipCenter)
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