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Jessica Biel Wants to Date You
It looks like the recently single Jessica Biel, who was dumped by Chris Evans last month, is hard up to find a new man. She's so desperate for a date, that she's auctioning herself to the highest bidder.
Well, sorta. You can bid on a date with Jessica Biel, but the proceeds go to help raise money for Molly Bloom, a teenager who lost her leg in a prom night limo accident, according to MSNBC.
Man, what I wouldn't give for a date with Jessica Biel. Finally, I have something to spend all this Blog money on! Too bad it's just a lunch date, though. In case you didn't know, lunch dates are really just another way of a girl saying she's not really interested in you.
But I'm sure once Jessica Biel meets me, and finds out that I make fun of her and her friends on my blog (and that I post bikini pictures of her), she'll be sure to fall in love with me. Or at the very least invite me back to her place.
At any rate, I think she looks fantastic with her new short hair, and that great top. Check out more pictures of Jessica Biel after the jump.