Used to be you couldn't swing a cat without hitting a Jessica Biel post on this site, but that was a while ago, and why are you swinging cats? That's cruelty to animals. Anyway, like I was saying, it's been a while since we've even seen Jessica Biel, and while this isn't her sexiest outing ever, a little Jessica Biel is better than none, and she's still retardedly pretty. Not sure why she's on the cover of Marie Claire, though. I suppose I could read the interview, but fuck that, I'm lazy. Let's just hope this is the start of lots more Jessica Biel to come.
|Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz|
|I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive|
|Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial|
|Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic|
|Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ|
|Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post|