Jessica Alba was Sixth Grade Slut

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Jessica Alba's life is full of problems. Nothing ever goes right for her it seems. Not even growing breasts. That's right, even Jessica Alba's breasts were a problem for her. At least in the sixth grade. And because she had breasts in the sixth grade, everyone called her a slut. Including her principal and some other parents. Seriously, you can't make this shit up, at least not if you believe Page Six.

Jessica Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age - she says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of "self-righteous" PTA moms. "The accusation still ricochets... They think I'm a slut?"

Alba recalls in "If I'd Known Then," Ellyn Spragins' upcoming book of essays by female celebrities. Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21... It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever... And use birth control and condoms, please."

So, let me get this straight, a "sixth-grade slut" who is now pregnant by her allegedly cheating boyfriend is giving kids advice on safe sex? Um, okay. At least we know she's not a hypocrite.

And since we're talking about Jessica Alba's breasts, here are some nice shots of them from the red carpet at the academy awards.