Jessica Alba Married Cash Warren Today. WTF

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The last time I re-posted these Jessica Alba bikini pictures, she had just dumped long-time boyfriend, Cash Warren. Obviously, that didn't take, and Jessica was soon pregnant. And I guess she didn't want to have a bastard child, because Jessica Alba married Cash Warren today, alone at Beverly Hills city hall, reports People.

The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli.

According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse's ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.

"She looked happy but nervous," the source says.

Warren, in a white shirt and brown pants, arrived with Alba at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday, applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before a staff member from the courthouse married them, the source says.

Nobody else attended the wedding, the source adds.

So it's pretty much official. Every hot, sexy celebrity of my generation has either gotten married, or pregnant, or both. This shit is depressing. I quit.

Anyway, these Jessica Alba bikini pictures are better than any other stock images of this depressing couple, and a reminder of how hot Jessica Alba used to be, and will never be again.