Jessica Alba Dumped Cash Warren’s Ass, So He Won’t Be Touching Hers Anymore

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Jessica Alba is single! Jessica Alba is single! Us Magazine is reporting today that Jessica Alba very unceremoniously dumped her longtime Cash Warren, and did it over the phone, for that matter. Ouch!

After two-and-a-half years together, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split. The 26-year-old actress broke up with Warren, a 28-year-old producer, last week over the phone, sources tell Usmagazine.com.

Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore."

Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.

The breakup "happened...almost out of nowhere," the source says. "[Cash] thinks it's for another guy but doesn't know....he's totally devastated. But it was all her." (Alba's rep declined to comment.)

Dude, sucks to be you. Alright, men around the world, start your enginge, get set, go! But get in line, because I got dibs. She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

Here's a reminder of Cash and Jessica back in the good old days (that he won't be in anymore). Yes, this whole post was just an excuse to post these Jessica Alba bikini pictures, but can you really blame me?