Jessica Alba's Ass Gets Spanked, and She Likes It

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Sure, she's just acting (as much as she can), but it's fun to pretend that in this scene from her upcoming movie The Killer Inside Me, Jessica Alba really does love getting her ass spanked. Yes, I just used the words Jessica Alba, ass, and spanked in the same sentence, and it felt good. Just like I imagine spanking Jessica Alba's ass would. And I do imagine it. As I'm sur you do, too. And yes, that title, The Killer Inside Me, can be taken a couple ways...

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Jessica Alba Ass Spanking Video from The Killer Inside Me

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Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures are Back!

03:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Alba

After what seems like an eternity, the Jessica Alba bikini pictures are finally back, and she's looking just as hot as ever! Okay, maybe not as hot as ever, but a solid 97% as hot. And after having a kid, that's way better than we'd ever expect. Now, if she would maybe just smile once, she might actually look like someone fun to hang around with. I never thought I'd say this, but I actually feel sorry for Cash Warren. Okay, no I don't.

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More Jessica Alba Campari Hotness

11:31 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Alba

You've seen the sexy Jessica Alba swimsuit calendar for Campari, and now here are the "behind the scenes," "making of" photos. I use the quotes because most of these photos are just as staged as the actual calendar. Which is fine. I mean, it really doesn't make a difference whether these are actual "vérité" style photos or not. All that matters is that Jessica Alba looks hot, and shows plenty of cleavage. And she does. So why am I even talking about this?

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Jessica Alba's Boobs Sell Booze

01:54 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba is picking up the Campari mantle from Eva Mendes, and shows off her curves to sell some drinks. And good for her, because I can't remember the last good movie Alba was in. No, it's far better that to have these Jessica Alba swimsuit pictures from the new Campari calendar than to watch her butcher another acting job. Anyway, I don't know if this will actually help Campari sell any more alcohol, but if it takes Jessica Alba's breasts to do it, then it's all good.

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Jessica Alba is Gagged and Bound

10:14 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Alba

So here's one way of getting young voters' attentions: Make a weird, kinky ad campaign featuring Jessica Alba in S&M gear, and bound in latex wraps. It will certainly get your kink level up, but I'm not sure how it's supposed to get anyone to vote. The campaign is from the site DeclareYourself.com, and is supposed to remid you that if you don' vote, it's the same as being silenced. Okay, but all I can think about is Jessica Alba in latex, strapped to my bed.

Amongst other celebs in the campaign, Christina Aguilera got her mouth sewn shut, which I think is just a brilliant thing to do in any situation.

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The Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Just Keep Getting Better!

12:44 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Alba

I really can't believe it, but the Jessica Alba bikini pictures just keep coming, and they're getting better an better. And the bikinis keep getting smaller and smaller. First, we saw Jessica Alba in a black bikini, then we saw Jessica Alba in a white bikini, and now, well, wouldn't you know it, she's wearing a black and white bikini. She's also wet from head to toe, and frolicking on the beach in some of the sexiest Jessica Alba bikini pictures I've ever seen.

She's back, baby! And officially the MILFiest of all MILFs.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Jessica Alba Bikini and Baby Pictures

03:04 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Alba

Once again, I have just got to say that I am extremely impressed with Jessica Alba's amazing return to hotness. Here she is again in Cabo relaxing by the pool with her baby daughter, Honor Warren. Of course, this isn't mommy-and-me time on Egotastic! You're here for the Jessica Alba bikini pictures, and these ones are hot. So get clicking!

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Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures!!! New Post Baby Body

01:00 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Alba

Just in case you had any doubt about Jessica Alba's genetic superiority, these new Jessica Alba bikini pictures from her vacation in Cabo San Lucas should prove once and for all that not even an unexpected baby can ruin Jessica Alba's hotness. In fact, I think it only made her hotter (what with the post-pregnancy boobage), and officially the Hottest. MILF. Ever.

And keep in mind, she gave birth 4 months ago. I know!

Photo credit: Flynet

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Jessica Alba's Post-Baby Boobage

11:19 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Alba

We haven't seen much of Jessica Alba since she gave birth (I still can't believe she's a mom), but here she is showing off her magnificent post-baby boobage. Looks like she's taking a play straight out of the Halle Berry book of post-baby boobs, and she's hitting it out of the park. I've probably said it before, but it's worth saying again: Luckiest. Kid. Ever.

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Jessica Alba's Boobs are Huuuuuge

12:20 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Alba

If you hadn't already figured out that Jessica Alba totally won the genetic lottery, these pictures of Jessica out shopping in LA last week should make it abundantly clear. You see, while it's normal for women's breasts to get bigger during pregnancy, Jessica Alba's boobs have grown to unimaginable proportions. It's as if Jessica Alba is even more of a comic book fantasy than she was before. I mean, this is probably what Wonder Woman looks like on her days off.

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